"Hot Green" Goes on Anything Bland
"Hot Green" Goes on Anything Bland is a easy American recipe that serves 10. 10 calories per serving. Recipe by Internet Shaquille on YouTube.
Prep: 15 min | Cook: PT0M | Total: 20 min
Cost: $44.87 total, $4.49 per serving
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons Granulated Garlic (Chunkier than powder for better control of grind size)
- 1 tablespoon Green Peppercorns (Whole dried; can substitute black peppercorns or a medley)
- 2 tablespoons Freeze‑Dried Shallots (Not dried; provides true minced‑shallot flavor)
- 2 tablespoons Freeze‑Dried Chives (Cheap and easy to find; adds gentle oniony note)
- 1 teaspoon Green Chili Flakes (Mild and floral; optional for a subtle heat)
Instructions
Gather Ingredients
Measure out the granulated garlic, green peppercorns, freeze‑dried shallots, freeze‑dried chives and green chili flakes into a small bowl.
Time: PT3M
Grind the Blend
Transfer the measured spices to the spice grinder (or mortar and pestle / small blender) and pulse until you reach your desired texture—coarse grainy or fine powder.
Time: PT5M
Optional Sift
If you want both a fine and a coarse version, sift the ground mixture through a fine mesh sieve into a clean bowl. Return the larger particles to the grinder for a second pulse.
Time: PT2M
Store the Seasoning
Transfer the finished blend into an airtight jar, label with the date, and store in a cool, dry pantry.
Time: PT2M
Use as Desired
Shake onto eggs, potatoes, chicken, or mix with sour cream for a one‑step dip. Add salt separately to control salinity.
Time: PT3M
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 10
- Protein
- 0.5g
- Carbohydrates
- 2g
- Fat
- 0.2g
- Fiber
- 0.1g
Dietary info: Vegan, Gluten‑Free, Dairy‑Free, Nut‑Free
Allergens: Garlic, Onion (shallot)
Last updated: July 26, 2026







