The DICE DECIDES My CAKE! *pure chaos*
The DICE DECIDES My CAKE! *pure chaos* is a medium American recipe that serves 12. 350 calories per serving. Recipe by The Icing Artist on YouTube.
Prep: 1 hr 32 min | Cook: 30 min | Total: 2 hrs 22 min
Cost: $10.87 total, $0.91 per serving
Ingredients
- 2 1/2 cups All-Purpose Flour (sifted)
- 1 1/2 cups Granulated Sugar
- 1 cup Unsalted Butter (softened, cut into cubes)
- 2 tablespoons Cocoa Powder (unsweetened)
- 1 teaspoon Baking Soda
- 1/2 teaspoon Salt
- 1 cup Buttermilk (room temperature)
- 1 tablespoon White Vinegar
- 3 large Eggs (room temperature)
- 2 tablespoons Liquid Red Food Coloring (use a high‑intensity liquid color; adjust for desired shade)
- 1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract
- 8 ounces Mascarpone Cheese (softened)
- 1/4 cup Smooth Peanut Butter (stirred to loosen)
- 1/2 cup Semi‑Sweet Chocolate Chunks (roughly chopped)
- 2 cups Powdered Sugar (sifted)
- 3 large Pasteurized Egg Whites (room temperature)
- 1/4 teaspoon Cream of Tartar (optional, stabilizes meringue)
- 1 cup Unsalted Butter (for buttercream) (softened, cut into cubes)
- 1 teaspoon Pink Gel Food Coloring (optional for decorative piping)
Instructions
Preheat Oven & Prepare Pans
Preheat the oven to 350°F (177°C). Grease two 8‑inch round cake pans, line the bottoms with parchment paper, and lightly flour the sides.
Time: PT5M
Temperature: 350°F
Combine Dry Ingredients
In a medium bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt.
Time: PT5M
Cream Butter and Sugar
Using the stand mixer on medium speed, beat the softened butter and granulated sugar together until light and fluffy, about 3–4 minutes.
Time: PT5M
Add Eggs and Vanilla
Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition, then stir in the vanilla extract.
Time: PT4M
Incorporate Wet & Dry Mixes
With the mixer on low, alternately add the dry ingredient mixture and the buttermilk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix just until combined.
Time: PT5M
Add Vinegar and Red Food Coloring
Stir in the white vinegar and the liquid red food coloring until the batter is uniformly red. Adjust color with a little more liquid coloring if needed.
Time: PT2M
Bake the Cakes
Divide the batter evenly between the two prepared pans. Bake for 25–30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.
Time: PT30M
Temperature: 350°F
Cool and Trim
Allow the cakes to cool in the pans for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a cooling rack and cool completely. Once cool, level the tops with a serrated knife and cut each round into a heart shape using a template.
Time: PT15M
Make Swiss Meringue Buttercream
In a heat‑proof bowl, whisk together the powdered sugar, pasteurized egg whites, and cream of tartar. Place the bowl over a simmering pot of water, whisk constantly until the mixture reaches 160°F (71°C) and the sugar has dissolved. Remove from heat and beat with the stand mixer on high for 5–7 minutes until glossy and thick. With the mixer on medium, add the softened butter a few pieces at a time, beating until the buttercream is smooth and light. If desired, tint a small portion with pink gel food coloring for decorative accents.
Time: PT20M
Temperature: 160°F
Prepare Mascarpone Peanut Butter Filling
In a medium bowl, combine the mascarpone cheese, smooth peanut butter, and chocolate chunks. Mix until smooth; the chocolate chunks should remain in small pockets for texture.
Time: PT8M
Assemble the Cake
Place one heart‑shaped layer on a serving plate. Spread an even layer of the mascarpone‑peanut butter filling over the top. Place the second heart layer on top, pressing gently to adhere.
Time: PT10M
Crumb Coat and Smooth Frost
Apply a thin “crumb coat” of Swiss meringue buttercream over the entire cake to lock in crumbs. Chill the cake for 15 minutes, then apply a final smooth layer of buttercream using an offset spatula.
Time: PT15M
Decorate
Using a piping bag fitted with a decorative tip, pipe elegant swirls or a simple border. Add optional edible decorations such as small candy pearls, chocolate shards, or a pink drizzle made from melted chocolate mixed with a drop of pink food coloring.
Time: PT10M
Set and Serve
Refrigerate the finished cake for at least 30 minutes to set the buttercream. Slice with a warm knife for clean cuts and serve.
Time: PT30M
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 350
- Protein
- 5 g
- Carbohydrates
- 45 g
- Fat
- 18 g
- Fiber
- 2 g
Dietary info: Vegetarian, Contains nuts, Contains gluten
Allergens: Eggs, Dairy, Gluten, Peanuts
Last updated: April 15, 2026








