Food Trend Stupidity : Neurotically Yours 'Bits' (Foamy The Squirrel)
Food Trend Stupidity : Neurotically Yours 'Bits' (Foamy The Squirrel) is a easy Fusion recipe that serves 2. 615 calories per serving. Recipe by iLL WiLL PrEss on YouTube.
Prep: 11 min | Cook: 6 min | Total: 27 min
Cost: $1.36 total, $0.68 per serving
Ingredients
- 1 package Instant Ramen Noodles (85 g, discard seasoning packet and use plain noodles)
- 1/4 cup Candy Corn (Sweet candy, optional for visual impact)
- 6 large Marshmallows (Cut in half if desired)
- 1 tablespoon Balsamic Vinegar (Aged for best flavor)
- 2 tablespoons Chocolate Sauce (Store‑bought or melted chocolate mixed with a splash of cream)
- Pinch Salt (To taste)
- 4 cups Water (For boiling noodles)
Instructions
Gather Ingredients
Measure out all ingredients and place them within easy reach.
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Boil Water
Add 4 cups of water to a saucepan and bring to a rolling boil over high heat.
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Cook Ramen Noodles
Add the ramen noodles to the boiling water, stir gently, and cook for 3 minutes until just tender.
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Drain Noodles
Pour the noodles and water through a strainer, then rinse briefly with cold water to stop cooking.
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Make Balsamic Chocolate Drizzle
In a small saucepan, combine the chocolate sauce and balsamic vinegar. Warm over low heat, stirring constantly until smooth and glossy.
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Assemble the Dish
Divide the noodles between two bowls. Top each with a sprinkle of candy corn and marshmallows, then drizzle the warm balsamic‑chocolate sauce over everything.
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Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 615
- Protein
- 10 g
- Carbohydrates
- 80 g
- Fat
- 20 g
- Fiber
- 2 g
Dietary info: Vegetarian, Contains Gluten, Contains Dairy
Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Soy
Last updated: April 16, 2026








