Charcuterie boards suck
Charcuterie boards suck is a easy American recipe that serves 6. 430 calories per serving. Recipe by Louis Gantus on YouTube.
Prep: 21 min | Cook: 15 min | Total: 45 min
Cost: $55.50 total, $9.25 per serving
Ingredients
- 12 pieces Frozen Pigs in a Blanket (store‑bought, thawed)
- 12 pieces Frozen Chicken Nuggets (thawed)
- 6 sticks String Cheese Sticks (regular mozzarella string cheese)
- 1 sheet Puff Pastry Sheet (thawed, cut into strips)
- 4 oz Cream Cheese (softened, for spreading on cheese sticks)
- 6 pieces Baby Bell Peppers (halved lengthwise)
- 1 can Pringles Chips (any flavor, Original recommended)
- 1 sleeve Ritz Crackers (original flavor)
- 1 bag Pretzel Sticks (hard pretzel sticks)
- 6 pieces Mini Cheesecake Bites (store‑bought, chilled)
- 1 bunch Fresh Parsley (chopped, for garnish)
Instructions
Preheat Oven
Set the oven to 375°F (190°C) and allow it to preheat while you prepare the ingredients.
Time: PT5M
Temperature: 375°F
Arrange Frozen Items
Place the thawed pigs in a blanket and chicken nuggets on a lined baking sheet, leaving space between each piece.
Time: PT2M
Wrap Cheese Sticks
Spread a thin layer of softened cream cheese on each string cheese stick, then wrap each with a strip of puff pastry. Seal the edges with a dab of water.
Time: PT5M
Add Cheese‑Wrapped Pastry to Sheet
Place the cheese‑wrapped puff pastry pieces on the same baking sheet, spaced apart from the other items.
Time: PT2M
Bake
Bake everything for 12‑15 minutes, or until the pigs in a blanket are golden brown and the puff pastry is puffed and lightly browned. Flip the items halfway through for even coloring.
Time: PT15M
Temperature: 375°F
Slice Baby Bell Peppers
While the baked items are in the oven, halve the baby bell peppers lengthwise and set aside.
Time: PT3M
Cool Slightly
Remove the baking sheet from the oven and let the items cool for about 2 minutes so they are safe to handle.
Time: PT2M
Assemble the Board
On the serving board, arrange the baked pigs in a blanket, chicken nuggets, cheese‑wrapped puff pastry, baby bell pepper halves, Pringles, Ritz crackers, pretzel sticks, and cheesecake bites. Group similar items together for visual appeal.
Time: PT5M
Garnish
Scatter chopped fresh parsley over the board for a pop of color.
Time: PT1M
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 430
- Protein
- 12g
- Carbohydrates
- 45g
- Fat
- 20g
- Fiber
- 2g
Dietary info: Contains dairy, Contains gluten, Contains soy
Allergens: Milk, Wheat, Eggs, Soy, Gluten
Last updated: April 16, 2026








