Wow… I’m just so… completely shocked…
Wow… I’m just so… completely shocked… is a easy American recipe that serves 4. 150 calories per serving. Recipe by The Plant Slant on YouTube.
Prep: 10 min | Cook: 4 hrs | Total: 4 hrs 25 min
Cost: $3.51 total, $0.88 per serving
Ingredients
- 2 cups Cottage Cheese (full‑fat, well‑drained)
- 1/2 cup Granulated Sugar (adjust to taste; can use honey or maple syrup as alternative sweetener)
- 1 cup Whole Milk (helps thin the mixture for easier blending)
- 1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract (pure vanilla recommended)
- 1 pinch Salt (enhances flavor)
Instructions
Gather and Prepare Ingredients
Measure out cottage cheese, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt. Drain any excess liquid from the cottage cheese using a fine mesh sieve.
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Blend Cottage Cheese Until Smooth
Place the drained cottage cheese in the blender and blend on high for 30‑45 seconds until completely smooth, stopping to scrape down the sides as needed.
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Add Sweetener and Flavorings
Add the sugar, whole milk, vanilla extract, and pinch of salt to the blender. Blend for another 30 seconds until the mixture is uniform.
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Transfer to Freezer‑Safe Container
Pour the blended mixture into a freezer‑safe container, smoothing the top with a spatula.
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Initial Freeze
Place the container in the freezer. After 2 hours, remove and stir vigorously with a spatula to break up forming ice crystals.
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Final Freeze
Return the container to the freezer and let it freeze for an additional 2 hours, or until firm.
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Serve
Scoop the cottage cheese ice cream into bowls or cones. Enjoy immediately, or store as directed.
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Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 150
- Protein
- 10 g
- Carbohydrates
- 20 g
- Fat
- 3 g
- Fiber
- 0 g
Dietary info: Vegetarian, Gluten‑Free
Allergens: Dairy
Last updated: April 15, 2026








