Crab Bisque (Seinfeld)

Ingredients

• 2 medium Carrots (roughly chopped)
• 2 stalks Celery stalks (roughly chopped)
• 1 medium Onion (roughly chopped)
• 1 large Parsnip (roughly chopped)
• 1 head Garlic (cut in half across the cloves)
• 8 large Shrimp (peeled, deveined, roughly chopped)
• 4 pieces Crab claws (handful, shells left for stock)
• 1 pound Chicken wings (bone‑in, skin on)
• 2 tablespoons Vegetable oil (for roasting)
• 1 pinch Kosher salt (for stock seasoning)
• 1 tablespoon Whole peppercorns (adds subtle heat)
• 2 tablespoons Fresh tarragon (chopped)
• 2 tablespoons Fresh parsley (chopped)
• 4 leaves Bay leaves (2 for stock, 2 for soup)
• 0.1 gram Saffron threads (generous pinch)
• 4 quarts Water (cold, for stock)
• 1 tablespoon Vegetable oil (for sautéing soup aromatics)
• 4 pieces Shallots (finely chopped)
• 1 large Carrot (roughly chopped for soup base)
• 1 stalk Celery stalk (roughly chopped for soup base)
• 0.5 pound Fresh lump crab meat (preferably unsalted)
• 2 pieces Garlic cloves (crushed)
• 0.25 cup Tomato paste (smooth)
• 1 large Orange zest (zest only, no pith)
• 1 cup Dry white wine (deglazing liquid)
• 1 quart Seafood stock (homemade, from previous steps)
• 1 tablespoon Red miso paste (adds umami)
• 0.25 cup White rice (uncooked, for thickening)
• 1 piece Whole roasted red pepper (peeled, seeded, chopped)
• 2 tablespoons Heavy cream (adds richness at end)
• to taste Finishing salt flakes (for garnish)
• 1 sprig Fresh dill sprig (for garnish)
• 1 teaspoon Fresh tarragon (scattered, garnish)
• 1 teaspoon Spicy olive oil (drizzle for finish)
• to taste Ground white pepper (seasoning)

Instructions

1. Chop stock vegetables and proteins

   Roughly chop the carrots, celery, onion, parsnip, and garlic head. Add the shrimp, crab claws, and chicken wings to a large mixing bowl.

   Time: PT15M

2. Roast the aromatics and proteins

   Spread the mixture on a roasting sheet pan, drizzle with 2 Tbsp vegetable oil, and toss to coat. Roast in a pre‑heated 400°F convection oven until the edges are dark brown but not burnt, about 20 minutes.

   Time: PT20M

   Temperature: 400°F

3. Deglaze and start the stock

   Transfer the roasted contents to a large stockpot. Add enough cold water to cover (about 4 qt). Bring to a boil, scraping up the fond. Add peppercorns, tarragon, parsley, bay leaves, and saffron threads. Reduce to a gentle simmer and cook for 2 hours 45 minutes, partially covered.

   Time: PT2H45M

4. Strain the stock

   After simmering, strain the stock through a fine‑mesh sieve into a clean container. Discard solids. Set the stock aside or refrigerate for later use.

   Time: PT15M

5. Sauté soup aromatics

   Heat 1 Tbsp vegetable oil in a high‑walled sauté pan over medium‑high heat. Add the finely chopped shallots, one large carrot, and one celery stalk. Sweat until softened, about 5 minutes.

   Time: PT5M

   Temperature: medium‑high

6. Add crab meat

   Stir in the fresh lump crab meat and cook for 1 minute, just to warm through.

   Time: PT1M

   Temperature: medium‑high

7. Incorporate garlic, tomato paste, and orange zest

   Add the crushed garlic cloves, ¼ cup tomato paste, and the zest of one large orange. Cook, stirring, for 2 minutes until a thick, sticky fond forms on the pan bottom.

   Time: PT2M

   Temperature: medium‑high

8. Deglaze with white wine

   Pour in 1 cup dry white wine, scraping the fond with a wooden spoon. Allow the wine to reduce slightly, about 2 minutes.

   Time: PT2M

   Temperature: medium‑high

9. Build the soup base

   Add 1 quart of the prepared seafood stock, 1 Tbsp red miso paste, ¼ cup uncooked white rice, 2 bay leaves, and the chopped roasted red pepper. Bring to a gentle simmer and cook until the rice is tender, 25‑30 minutes.

   Time: PT30M

   Temperature: medium

10. Blend to a velvety texture

    Working in small batches, transfer the hot soup to a blender. Blend on high for about 2 minutes until completely smooth. (Vent the blender lid and blend in short bursts to avoid pressure build‑up.)

    Time: PT2M

11. Finish with cream and season

    Return the blended soup to the pan over low heat. Whisk in 2 Tbsp heavy cream. Taste and adjust with kosher salt and a pinch of ground white pepper.

    Time: PT3M

    Temperature: low

12. Strain for silkiness

    Pass the soup through a fine‑mesh sieve into a clean pot, using the back of a ladle to press through any remaining solids.

    Time: PT2M

13. Garnish and serve

    Ladle the bisque into bowls. Garnish each with a sprig of dill, a pinch of finishing salt flakes, freshly ground black pepper, a drizzle of heavy cream, a drizzle of spicy olive oil, and scattered fresh tarragon. Serve hot.

    Time: PT5M

Nutrition Facts

Calories

375

Protein

20 g

Carbohydrates

15 g

Fat

22 g

Fiber

2 g