Totally normal, nothing to see here 👀🥖🧈
Totally normal, nothing to see here 👀🥖🧈 is a medium French recipe that serves 4. 260 calories per serving. Recipe by Ian Fujimoto on YouTube.
Prep: 2 hrs 5 min | Cook: 25 min | Total: 2 hrs 45 min
Cost: $14.95 total, $3.74 per serving
Ingredients
- 800 g Bread Flour (high‑protein bread flour for strong gluten development)
- 500 ml Lukewarm Water (about 95°F (35°C) to activate yeast)
- 2 tsp Active Dry Yeast (instant or active dry yeast)
- 1 large Egg (room temperature, adds richness and helps with browning)
- 2 tsp Salt (fine sea salt)
- 4 lb Unsalted Butter (high‑quality French butter, softened, for serving)
Instructions
Activate Yeast
In the large mixing bowl, combine lukewarm water, active dry yeast, and whisk until dissolved. Crack the egg into the mixture and whisk briefly.
Time: PT5M
Add Flour and Salt
Sprinkle the bread flour and salt over the liquid mixture. Using the whisk, incorporate the flour until no large dry spots remain, then gently fold with a bench scraper until a shaggy dough forms.
Time: PT5M
First Bulk Fermentation
Cover the bowl with a damp kitchen towel and let the dough rest for 30 minutes at room temperature.
Time: PT30M
First Stretch and Fold
Lightly flour a clean work surface. Turn the dough out, gently stretch it upward, then fold it back onto itself. Rotate 90°, repeat once more, then return the dough to the bowl.
Time: PT5M
Second Stretch and Fold
Cover the bowl again and let the dough rest for 5 minutes, then repeat the stretch‑and‑fold process.
Time: PT10M
Third Stretch and Fold
After another 5‑minute rest, perform the final stretch‑and‑fold.
Time: PT10M
Shape Baguettes & Final Proof
Dust the work surface, flip the dough onto it, and divide into four equal pieces (≈200 g each). Shape each piece into a rectangle, fold the top and bottom over the center, pinch the seam, then place seam‑side down on the baking sheet. Cover loosely with the kitchen towel and let proof for 60 minutes.
Time: PT70M
Preheat Oven & Prepare Steam
While the dough proofs, preheat the oven to 445°F (230°C). Place a water‑filled pan on the lower rack to generate steam when baking begins.
Time: PT15M
Temperature: 445°F
Score and Bake
Using a bread lame or sharp knife, make 3‑4 diagonal slashes on each baguette. Transfer the sheet to the oven, add a cup of hot water to the steam pan, and bake for 20‑25 minutes until golden brown and the crust cracks when tapped.
Time: PT25M
Temperature: 445°F
Cool and Serve
Remove the baguettes, place on a cooling rack, and let rest for 10 minutes. Slice and spread generously with softened French butter.
Time: PT10M
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 260
- Protein
- 9 g
- Carbohydrates
- 50 g
- Fat
- 1 g
- Fiber
- 2 g
Dietary info: Vegetarian, Contains gluten
Allergens: Wheat, Egg, Dairy
Last updated: April 14, 2026








