Tasting Misery: 20 Worst Tasting History Recipes

Tasting Misery: 20 Worst Tasting History Recipes is a medium British recipe that serves 4. 80 calories per serving. Recipe by Tasting History with Max Miller on YouTube.

Prep: 15 min | Cook: 10 min | Total: 45 min

Cost: $5.45 total, $1.36 per serving

Ingredients

  • 4 pieces Anchovy Fillets (packed in oil, drained)
  • 1 tablespoon Fresh Horseradish (peeled and finely grated)
  • 2 tablespoons Unsalted Butter (cut into small cubes)
  • 1 tablespoon All-Purpose Flour (for a roux)
  • 1 cup Whole Milk (room temperature)
  • ¼ cup Dry White Wine (optional, adds depth)
  • 1 teaspoon Sea Salt (adjust to taste)
  • 1 teaspoon Fresh Lemon Juice (brightens flavor)

Instructions

  1. Make a roux

    Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Sprinkle the flour over the melted butter and whisk continuously for 2‑3 minutes until the mixture turns a light golden color and smells nutty.

    Time: PT5M

    Temperature: Medium heat

  2. Add milk and create béchamel

    Gradually whisk in the milk, a little at a time, until the sauce is smooth. Continue to whisk and simmer for about 3‑4 minutes until it thickens to a coat‑the‑back‑of‑spoon consistency.

    Time: PT5M

    Temperature: Medium heat

  3. Blend anchovies, horseradish and wine

    In a blender, combine the drained anchovy fillets, grated horseradish, white wine, sea salt and lemon juice. Blend until a smooth paste forms.

    Time: PT5M

  4. Combine and simmer

    Stir the anchovy‑horseradish paste into the béchamel sauce. Reduce heat to low and let the mixture simmer gently for 8‑10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the flavors meld and the sauce is uniformly pale.

    Time: PT10M

    Temperature: 90°C

  5. Finish and store

    Remove the saucepan from heat. Taste and adjust seasoning with additional salt or lemon juice if desired. Transfer the white ketchup to a clean jar, let cool to room temperature, then refrigerate.

    Time: PT5M

Nutrition Facts

Calories
80
Protein
2g
Carbohydrates
5g
Fat
5g
Fiber
0g

Dietary info: Contains fish, Contains dairy, Contains gluten

Allergens: Fish, Dairy, Gluten

Last updated: April 26, 2026

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Tasting Misery: 20 Worst Tasting History Recipes

Recipe by Tasting History with Max Miller

A recreation of the historical "white ketchup" described by Max Miller on his Tasting History channel. This salty, anchovy‑based sauce is meant to be mixed into a white sauce or béchamel, offering a pungent umami boost. It’s not intended to be eaten on its own.

MediumBritishServes 4

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Source Video
15m
Prep
15m
Cook
10m
Cleanup
40m
Total

Cost Breakdown

$5.45
Total cost
$1.36
Per serving

Critical Success Points

  • Creating a smooth roux without browning.
  • Blending anchovies and horseradish into a uniform paste.
  • Gentle simmer to avoid curdling the milk.

Safety Warnings

  • Hot liquids can cause burns – handle the saucepan with oven mitts.
  • Raw anchovies are cured but still high in sodium; keep out of reach of children.

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about this recipe

Q

What is the cultural significance and history of White Ketchup in British cuisine?

A

White ketchup originated in 18th‑century England as a savory, anchovy‑based condiment used to flavor white sauces and gravies. It was popular among the upper classes before tomato ketchup became dominant, offering a salty umami boost to dishes like boiled meats and fish.

cultural
Q

What are the traditional regional variations of White Ketchup in British cuisine?

A

In coastal regions such as Cornwall, the sauce often included additional seaweed or kelp for extra brininess. In the Midlands, cooks sometimes added a dash of malt vinegar and a pinch of mustard powder to cut the richness.

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Q

How was White Ketchup traditionally served in historic British meals?

A

Historically, White ketchup was mixed into a béchamel or poured over boiled meats, especially game birds and pork. It was also used as a table condiment for boiled potatoes and steamed vegetables.

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Q

During which occasions or celebrations was White Ketchup traditionally used in British culture?

A

White ketchup appeared on banquet tables during Victorian holiday feasts, particularly Christmas and New Year’s, where it complemented rich roasts and puddings. It was also served at formal tea‑time spreads as a savory accompaniment to scones.

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Q

What makes White Ketchup special or unique in British culinary tradition?

A

Unlike modern tomato ketchup, White ketchup relies on anchovies and horseradish for its pungent, salty profile, making it a true umami‑rich sauce. Its pale color allowed it to blend seamlessly into white gravies without altering the visual appearance of the dish.

cultural
Q

What are the most common mistakes to avoid when making White Ketchup?

A

Common errors include over‑browning the roux, which adds unwanted bitterness, and using too much salt from the anchovies, resulting in an overly salty sauce. Also, boiling the sauce too vigorously can cause the milk to curdle.

technical
Q

Why does this White Ketchup recipe use a roux and milk instead of a simple oil‑based emulsion?

A

The roux creates a stable thickening base that mimics the traditional béchamel used in historic recipes. An oil‑based emulsion would change the texture and would not integrate the anchovy‑horseradish paste as smoothly into a white sauce.

technical
Q

Can I make White Ketchup ahead of time and how should I store it?

A

Yes, the sauce can be prepared up to two days in advance. Store it in an airtight jar in the refrigerator and reheat gently over low heat, adding a splash of milk if it has thickened.

technical
Q

What texture and appearance should I look for when making White Ketchup?

A

The finished sauce should be smooth, glossy, and pale‑cream in color with a slight speckle from the horseradish. It should coat the back of a spoon without clumping and have a velvety mouthfeel.

technical
Q

How do I know when White Ketchup is done cooking?

A

When the sauce reaches a gentle simmer (about 90°C) and thickens to a coat‑the‑back‑of‑spoon consistency, the flavors have melded and the sauce is ready. Taste for balance; the saltiness should be present but not overwhelming.

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Q

What does the YouTube channel Tasting History with Max Miller specialize in?

A

The YouTube channel Tasting History with Max Miller specializes in recreating historic recipes from ancient Rome, medieval Europe, and other eras, exploring the cultural context, sourcing authentic ingredients, and testing how those dishes taste to modern palates.

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Q

How does the YouTube channel Tasting History with Max Miller's approach to historical cooking differ from other history food channels?

A

Max Miller combines rigorous historical research with hands‑on experimentation, often traveling to source authentic ingredients and documenting the challenges of recreating obscure dishes. Unlike many channels that focus only on the story, he emphasizes the practical cooking process and taste testing.

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