Human Kibble
Human Kibble is a easy American recipe that serves 10. 400 calories per serving. Recipe by pattyplates on YouTube.
Prep: 15 min | Cook: 35 min | Total: 1 hr
Cost: $10.49 total, $1.05 per serving
Ingredients
- 3 cups Long Grain Brown Rice (rinsed well; use 2 parts water to 1 part rice)
- 1 cup Black Beans (dry beans, soaked overnight and drained; or use 2 cups canned, rinsed)
- 2 cups Frozen Peas (yellow or green) (no need to thaw; add directly to the pan)
- 2 cups Broccoli Florets (cut into bite‑size pieces)
- 2 cups Carrots (peeled and diced)
- 2 cups Zucchini (diced)
- 1 large Onion (diced; about 1 cup)
- 2 tablespoons Olive Oil (for sautéing)
- 1 teaspoon Salt (to draw out moisture from veggies)
- 10 large Eggs (scrambled or fried; one per serving)
Instructions
Cook the Rice
Rinse 3 cups of brown rice under cold water until the water runs clear. Add rice to a large saucepan with 6 cups water, bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer, cover, and cook for 18 minutes until water is absorbed and rice is tender.
Time: PT18M
Temperature: Stove medium heat
Prepare the Beans
If using dry beans, drain the soaked beans, place them in a medium saucepan, cover with fresh water, bring to a boil, then simmer for 5 minutes (or until heated through if using canned beans). Drain and set aside.
Time: PT5M
Temperature: Stove medium heat
Chop the Vegetables
While the rice and beans are cooking, dice the onion, carrots, zucchini, and cut broccoli into bite‑size florets.
Time: PT8M
Sauté the Veggies
Heat 2 Tbsp olive oil in a large skillet over medium‑high heat. Add the onion first, sauté 2 minutes, then add carrots, zucchini, and broccoli. Sprinkle with 1 tsp salt, cover, and cook 6 minutes, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are tender‑crisp.
Time: PT8M
Temperature: Stove medium‑high heat
Add Peas and Beans
Stir the frozen peas and heated black beans into the skillet. Cook uncovered for 3 minutes, stirring, until peas are warmed through.
Time: PT3M
Temperature: Stove medium heat
Cook the Eggs
In a separate non‑stick pan, scramble the 10 eggs over medium heat, stirring constantly, until just set but still moist (about 4 minutes).
Time: PT4M
Temperature: Stove medium heat
Combine All Components
Transfer the cooked rice to a large mixing bowl. Add the sautéed vegetable‑bean mixture, then fold in the scrambled eggs. Mix gently until evenly distributed.
Time: PT4M
Portion and Serve
Divide the mixture into 10 equal portions (about 2 cups each). Serve warm as a standalone meal or alongside chicken or beef.
Time: PT3M
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 400
- Protein
- 20 g
- Carbohydrates
- 45 g
- Fat
- 12 g
- Fiber
- 8 g
Dietary info: High‑protein, Gluten‑free, Vegetarian
Allergens: Eggs
Last updated: April 18, 2026








