I Made Kibbles For Humans
I Made Kibbles For Humans is a medium Experimental recipe that serves 1. 2100 calories per serving. Recipe by Freezing Bear on YouTube.
Prep: 1 hr 5 min | Cook: 5 hrs 15 min | Total: 6 hrs 40 min
Cost: $3.60 total, $3.60 per serving
Ingredients
- 2 tablespoons Peanut Butter (smooth, unsalted)
- 180 grams All-Purpose Flour (sifted)
- 100 grams Potato (peeled and diced)
- 100 grams Carrots (peeled and diced)
- 1 large Banana (ripe)
- 30 grams Hazelnuts (raw, unsalted)
- 55 grams Pumpkin Seeds (raw, unsalted)
- 4 tablespoons Flax Seeds (ground or whole)
- 100 grams Broccoli (fresh florets, chopped)
- 100 grams Spinach (fresh leaves)
- 1 tablet Vitamin B12 Supplement (crushed to powder)
- 1 tablet Calcium Supplement (crushed to powder)
- 1 tablet Vitamin D Supplement (crushed to powder)
Instructions
Prep Vegetables
Wash, peel, and dice the potato and carrots; chop broccoli into florets and set spinach aside.
Time: PT10M
Steam Vegetables
Place the diced potato, carrots, broccoli, and spinach in the Instant Pot with 1 cup of water. Seal and set to high pressure for 5 minutes, then quick‑release.
Time: PT15M
Grind Nuts and Seeds
In the food processor, pulse hazelnuts and pumpkin seeds until a coarse meal forms, then add flax seeds and blend into a paste.
Time: PT5M
Puree Steamed Vegetables
Transfer the steamed vegetables to the food processor and blend until smooth.
Time: PT5M
Add Banana and Spinach
Add the ripe banana and the remaining raw spinach leaf to the processor and blend until fully incorporated.
Time: PT3M
Crush Supplements
Using a clean bottle‑opener or mortar, crush the B12, calcium, and vitamin D tablets into a fine powder.
Time: PT2M
Combine All Ingredients
In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, peanut butter, vegetable puree, nut‑seed paste, and crushed supplement powder. Mix with a spatula until a cohesive dough forms. If the dough is too sticky, add a little extra flour (up to ½ cup).
Time: PT10M
Roll Out Dough
Lightly flour a clean surface and roll the dough to about 1/8‑inch (3 mm) thickness.
Time: PT5M
Cut Kibble Shapes
Using a sharp knife or small cookie cutter, cut the rolled dough into bite‑size squares or rectangles (≈½ inch). Place pieces on a parchment‑lined baking sheet.
Time: PT10M
Initial Bake
Preheat the oven to 300°F (150°C). Bake the kibble for 15 minutes until they start to firm up.
Time: PT15M
Temperature: 300°F
Low‑Heat Drying
Reduce the oven temperature to 200°F (93°C) and leave the kibble to dry for 5 hours, keeping the oven door slightly ajar for airflow.
Time: PT5H
Temperature: 200°F
Cool and Store
Remove the kibble from the oven and let them cool completely on a wire rack before transferring to an airtight container.
Time: PT30M
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 2100
- Protein
- 68 g
- Carbohydrates
- 250 g
- Fat
- 80 g
- Fiber
- 30 g
Dietary info: Vegan, Plant‑based, Gluten‑containing, High‑protein, High‑calorie
Allergens: Peanuts, Tree nuts (hazelnuts), Wheat (gluten)
Last updated: April 17, 2026








