You could slap me in the face with this meat and I wouldn’t be mad 🤤
You could slap me in the face with this meat and I wouldn’t be mad 🤤 is a medium Korean recipe that serves 4. 350 calories per serving. Recipe by Ian Fujimoto on YouTube.
Prep: 25 min | Cook: 12 min | Total: 52 min
Cost: $17.20 total, $4.30 per serving
Ingredients
- 2 pounds Beef Short Ribs (bone‑in, cut into 1‑inch pieces)
- 4 cups Water (for quick brine)
- 2 tablespoons Granulated Sugar (to dissolve in water for brine)
- 1 medium Asian Pear (peeled and grated)
- 1 medium Apple (sweet variety, peeled and grated)
- 1 small Yellow Onion (finely diced)
- 1/2 cup Pineapple Juice (unsweetened)
- 1/3 cup Soy Sauce (regular or low‑sodium)
- 2 tablespoons Mirin (Japanese sweet rice wine)
- 1 tablespoon Sesame Oil (toasted, for flavor)
- 4 cloves Garlic (minced)
- 2 tablespoons Brown Sugar (packed)
- 1 tablespoon Fresh Ginger (grated)
- 1 teaspoon Black Pepper (freshly ground)
- 3 stalks Green Onions (chopped, added after straining)
- 2 tablespoons Vegetable Oil (high‑smoke‑point oil for skillet)
Instructions
Quick Brine the Ribs
Fill a large bowl with 4 cups of cold water, whisk in 2 tablespoons of granulated sugar until dissolved, then submerge the short rib pieces. Let sit for 20‑30 minutes.
Time: PT5M
Rinse and Pat Dry
Discard the brine, rinse each rib piece under cold running water to remove bone fragments, then pat dry with paper towels.
Time: PT3M
Prepare the Marinade
In a separate bowl combine grated Asian pear, grated apple, diced yellow onion, 1/2 cup pineapple juice, 1/3 cup soy sauce, 2 tbsp mirin, 1 tbsp toasted sesame oil, minced garlic, 2 tbsp brown sugar, grated ginger, and 1 tsp black pepper. Mix well.
Time: PT10M
Strain the Marinade
Pour the mixture through a fine mesh strainer (or cheesecloth) into a clean container, pressing to extract liquid. Discard solids and stir in chopped green onions.
Time: PT5M
Marinate the Ribs
Place the rinsed ribs in a shallow dish or zip‑top bag, pour the strained marinade over them, ensuring each piece is fully coated. Cover and refrigerate for 3 days, turning once daily.
Time: PT2M
Preheat Skillet
Remove ribs from the fridge, let sit at room temperature for 10 minutes. Heat a large skillet over medium‑high heat until very hot, then add 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil.
Time: PT5M
Sear the Ribs
Lay the marinated ribs in a single layer in the hot skillet. Cook without moving for about 4 minutes, then flip and cook another 4‑5 minutes until caramelized and cooked through.
Time: PT9M
Rest and Serve
Transfer cooked ribs to a plate, let rest for 2 minutes, then garnish with extra chopped green onions if desired. Serve hot with steamed rice or lettuce wraps.
Time: PT2M
Nutrition Facts
- Calories
- 350
- Protein
- 30g
- Carbohydrates
- 15g
- Fat
- 20g
- Fiber
- 1g
Dietary info: Gluten‑Contains (soy sauce), High Protein, Keto‑Friendly (low net carbs)
Allergens: Soy, Sesame
Last updated: April 20, 2026






